…which is almost all the time so maybe it’s more appropriate to call this…
Stuff that I do when I’m at work:
1. Check my emails
2. Log in to Facebook and catch up with my friends
3. Play Sorority Life on FB
4. Feed my fishes and clean the tank on Happy Aquarium
5. Read blogs
6. Write blogs
7. Practice not to breathe so that when the girl officemate who reeks like overused Minola oil comes to my office, I can hold my breath for as long as she’s here
8. Think of effective ways to get Minola girl to realize that putting oil to her hair and not washing it for 6 consecutive days is not the proper way of hair grooming; as telling her that she should shampoo her hair and rinse it thoroughly with water did not work.
9. Browse tumblr.com
10. Make paper stars and origami crane
11. Eat pistachio nuts
12. Pluck my eyebrows
13. Put on make up
14. Browse and print complicated recipes on the net; only to end up cooking sunny side up eggs and bacon for dinner later
15. Write notes on my handy dandy notebook
16. Condition mind to restrain self from slapping those people who find it surprising / puzzling / weird when they see me in the toilet brushing my teeth after eating lunch.
17. Reflect on how to be a Zen goddess
18. Train self to swiftly bolt out of the office after spraying air freshener so as not to inhale it and not be suffocated by the chemicals of the air freshener combined with officemates’ stink.
19. Ponder about what Jesus would do if He’s got officemates like mine.
20. Consider what to repeat doing as after completing all of the above; it’s still not freakin’ time to go home!!!
Stuff that I do when I’m at work:
1. Check my emails
2. Log in to Facebook and catch up with my friends
3. Play Sorority Life on FB
4. Feed my fishes and clean the tank on Happy Aquarium
5. Read blogs
6. Write blogs
7. Practice not to breathe so that when the girl officemate who reeks like overused Minola oil comes to my office, I can hold my breath for as long as she’s here
8. Think of effective ways to get Minola girl to realize that putting oil to her hair and not washing it for 6 consecutive days is not the proper way of hair grooming; as telling her that she should shampoo her hair and rinse it thoroughly with water did not work.
9. Browse tumblr.com
10. Make paper stars and origami crane
11. Eat pistachio nuts
12. Pluck my eyebrows
13. Put on make up
14. Browse and print complicated recipes on the net; only to end up cooking sunny side up eggs and bacon for dinner later
15. Write notes on my handy dandy notebook
16. Condition mind to restrain self from slapping those people who find it surprising / puzzling / weird when they see me in the toilet brushing my teeth after eating lunch.
17. Reflect on how to be a Zen goddess
18. Train self to swiftly bolt out of the office after spraying air freshener so as not to inhale it and not be suffocated by the chemicals of the air freshener combined with officemates’ stink.
19. Ponder about what Jesus would do if He’s got officemates like mine.
20. Consider what to repeat doing as after completing all of the above; it’s still not freakin’ time to go home!!!
Welcome to Dubai corporate world.
